The Economy Is So Bad . . .

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

Motel Six won't leave the light on.

YOUR TURN! What have you heard that makes fun of the sad state of the economy?! Leave me your comment and finish this "The economy is so bad . . ."

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"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter."

~ e.e. cummings

Obamopoly ~

The object of the game is to destroy American capitalism

by having the government take over everything!

Tokens include a bus, a teleprompter,

a sprig of arugula and a waffle iron.

Wanna play? No???

Too bad, you're already playing.

And quite frankly, in this game, nobody wins!