Giggles, Giggles, Giggles

1) Nothing is worse than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

2) I totally take back those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

3) Do you remember as a kid, playing Nintendo, and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it, and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we know how to fix the problem?! There was no Internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

4) There is a need for a sarcasm font.

5) How in the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?!

6) I will carry 10 plastic bags, and one in my teeth!, up a flight of stairs rather than make two trips to bring the groceries in.

7) I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

8) Was learning cursive really necessary? Geometry?

9) How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you nod and just smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

10) I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent an idiot from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

11) Every time I have to spell a word on the phone using 'as is' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete loser. Today I had to spell a name to another and said, "Yes, that's G as in . . . (10 second lapse) . . . ummm, Goonies!"

12) While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it. What?!

13) MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. I know how to get out of my own neighborhood.

14) Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

15) Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty. You can wear them forever.

16) Bad decisions make good stories.

17) If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their kids would probably just be completely invisible!

18) Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they're from, I get so incredibly nervous? I mean, I do know my name and where I'm from. There shouldn't be a problem.

19) You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

and last, but not least, 20) Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVD's?! I really don't want to restart my collection. Again.

Tiffany Anderson has more of these on her blog! Thanks for the giggles tonight, girl!

1 comment:

Lynne Griffies said...

so many of these sound like things YOU would write! :)

~ from The Letter Writer ~

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